Minutes of Meeting: Theory #4

Attendees:

• Dr. John Smith, Dr. Jane Doe
• Dr. Bob Johnson, Dr. Alice Brown

Agenda:

Theory #4: A Theory of Everything

The meeting was called to discuss the implications of a theory that explains everything. The theory, dubbed 'Theory #4', was presented by Dr. Smith and posits that all things are, in fact, made of cheese.

The room fell silent as Dr. Smith began his presentation, which consisted of 12 Powerpoint slides and a 30 minute video of cats playing the piano.

Following the presentation, Dr. Doe asked if the theory was testable. Dr. Smith responded that it was, but only if one had a strong stomach.

Dr. Johnson asked if the theory was testable, but Dr. Smith told him it was not, because it was, in fact, made of cheese.

Dr. Brown asked if the theory was testable, but Dr. Smith told her it was, but only if one had a strong stomach, and also if one had a strong dislike of cats.

Conclusion:

The meeting concluded with a vote. Dr. Smith was elected chair of the committee, and Dr. Doe was elected secretary. Dr. Johnson was elected to go to the snack room and get more cheese.

Dr. Brown was elected to write up the minutes of the meeting, but she was not elected to actually do any work.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting of the Committee of Conundrums will be held on Thursday at 2:00 PM. The topic will be 'A Theory of Nothing'.

Subpages:

• Theory #3: The Theory of the Missing Sock
• Theory #1: The Theory of the Missing Car Keys
• Theory #2: The Theory of the Missing Tupperware