Minutes of Meeting #42: Conundrums of the Soul

Present: Chair, Vice-Chair, Secretary, Members of the Committee, and the occasional janitor.

Agenda:

The Paradox of Choice ( discussion on the futility of decision-making)

The Riddle of the Socks (a mystery of the missing footwear)

Action Items:

1. Investigate the disappearance of the office coffee machine.

2. Develop a new policy on the use of Comic Sans.

3. Create a time capsule to be opened in 10 years, containing the answers to the world's greatest conundrums.

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for: 2024-01-01 The Mystery of the Misaligned Pen

Adjourned:

The meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM, after the committee members realized that they were stuck in an infinite loop of existential dread.