Minutes of the Quarter: Committee of Conundrums (Q1 2023)

Attendees:

Chairman Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "The Great Cheese Stain is a menace, I tell you. We must do something about it."

Member Dr. Emmet T. Quimby: "But Chairman, I have a paper on the benefits of The Great Cheese Stain."

Chairman Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "We'll see about that, Quimby."

Member Bertrand P. Finklepants: "We must, we must, WE MUST build a wall around The Fjord of Despair!"

Professor Thistlewaite: "I disagree, Finklepants. We should just... um... Fjord-ify it."