Attendees: The Committee of Conundrums, consisting of 17 members, all of whom are experts in various fields of Conundrums.
Meeting Objective: To discuss the finer points of the conundrum that is the new toaster we've been having trouble with.
Action Item 1: Replace the toaster with a new one that doesn't have a mind of its own.
Action Item 2: Call in an expert in toaster repair to see if it can be fixed.
Action Item 3: Suspend the toaster and let it have its way.
Notes: The committee spent most of the meeting discussing the toaster's free will and the implications of a sentient appliance taking over the world.
A motion was made to create a toaster-themed escape room.
It was decided to have a conundrum-themed happy hour on Fridays.