Agenda Item 1: Never Covered (Because No One Read It)

Minutes of Misery

Meeting Date:

Meeting Time: 10:00 AM (or so we thought)

Location: The conference room with the broken chairs

Attendance: 2 (out of 5) members, plus 2 interested parties from the catering department

Summary: We were supposed to discuss the meaning of life, but we ended up talking about the meaning of the stapler.

Decisions:

Next Meeting: Who knows?

Adjourned: 12:00 PM (or so we think)

Agenda Item 2: Lost in Translation

Agenda Item 3: Stapled Together (But Not Actually)