The Committee of Conundrums: For the Unsaved, By the Unsaved (and the Utterly Frustrated)

Welcome, friend of the befuddled and the bewildered! We, the Committee of Conundrums, have gathered here to offer you a cheat sheet for navigating the existential crises that plague our collective lives.

Here's what we've come up with:

• Step 1: Pretend to Know
• Step 2: Cry in a Quiet Corner
• Step 3: Accuse the Cat of Stealing the Corn Dogs

Remember, these steps are not foolproof, but they'll give you an idea of where to start. Don't worry if it doesn't work out; we'll just blame it on the cat.

Disclaimer: The Committee of Conundrums is not responsible for any existential crises, emotional distress, or spontaneous combustion that may result from following these steps.