Due to extreme lethargy and an unrelenting desire for virtual rewards, the Committee of Conundrums has adjourned its 125th meeting. All members present were seen hastily departing to their personal gaming rigs, where they will no doubt spend the rest of the day binge-playing Fortnite.
We'll reconvene when someone remembers where we left the meeting room. Or maybe when the pizza arrives.
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