Minute 125: Key Theft Suspects

Present:

• Mr. Jenkins, known for his suspiciously large collection of novelty keychains.
• Mrs. Whiskers, seen lingering around the supply closet on multiple occasions.
• Bernie, the IT guy who still uses a Commodore 64.

Investigation Status:

Mr. Jenkins, the prime suspect.

Mrs. Whiskers, our resident cat lady.

Bernie, the 8-bit menace.

Confidential Notes:

It's rumored that Mr. Jenkins has a secret stash of 1000 keys hidden in his desk drawer.

Mrs. Whiskers has been seen whispering to the supply closet on multiple occasions.

Bernie's been known to use his old computer to hack into the keycard system.

Next Meeting:

When: Tomorrow, 3 PM

Where: The supply closet

Agenda: Questioning of suspects, key inspection, and possible key-fishing