The meeting began with a heated discussion about the best way to eat a chicken nugget. Some members advocated for dipping it in ketchup, while others insisted on ranch dressing.
After 37 minutes of debate, a consensus was reached: the answer is clearly ketchup, but only if you're eating it at the office. If you're eating it at home, ranch is the clear winner.
Next, the committee turned its attention to the pressing matter of who ate the last donut. After an investigation involving multiple witnesses and a thorough analysis of the evidence, we found that John from HR was the culprit.
See the full list of accusations against John from HR