Dear fellow sufferers of this woeful existence, are you tired of feeling like the weight of the world is crushing you beneath its heel? Do you yearn for a respite from the ceaseless barrage of bills, emails, and inane small talk? Do you pine for a chance to simply rest your weary head on the soft, white pillow of oblivion?
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have taken up your plight as our own, and we invite you to join us in signing this, our Nap Petition. Together, we shall seek to bring about a new era of relaxation, of repose, and of general, all-around, unapologetic napping.
And, for those who wish to join us in this most noble of causes, please sign the petition below: