According to eyewitnesses, a suspicious character was seen lurking around the yard at approximately 3:14 AM.
Witnesses describe the perpetrator as wearing a black hoodie, sunglasses, and a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
Further investigation revealed that the missing key was last seen near the "World's Okayest" lawn gnome.
We are currently canvassing the area for any information regarding the whereabouts of the missing key.
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Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Case File #001