Meeting Minutes, Volume 1: The Committee of Conundrums
Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and 3 members
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Discussion: The Chairperson opened the meeting by asking the question, "What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?"
The Vice-Chairperson responded, "42, but only on Tuesdays."
Member 1 said, "I think it's 11, but only if you're wearing a red shirt."
Member 2 added, "I'm not sure, but I think it's something with cheese."
Member 3 just sat there, staring at the ceiling.
Decision: Postpone until next meeting.
Adjournment: The Chairperson banged the gavel and said, "Meeting adjourned until next week."
Action Item 1: Research the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Action Item 2: Buy more gavel.
Next Meeting: Next Tuesday at 3:00 PM.
Minutes from Previous Meeting: The committee watched a video of the Chairperson's cat.
Minutes from Previous Meeting: The committee ate too many donuts.