Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums

Meeting of the Incomprehensible Sort

Present: Chairman of the Muddled, Vice-Chairman of the Confused, and 3 members of the utterly bewildered.

Agenda:

Item 1: The Great Cheese Debate
Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut
Item 3: The Incomprehensible Sort of the Century

Decisions:

The Great Cheese Debate: We decided to order pizza for lunch.
The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut: We suspect the janitor.
The Incomprehensible Sort of the Century: We have no idea what this means.

Next Meeting:

The Committee of Conundrums