Minutes of Meeting 2
Present: Theophilus, Professor of Peculiarity; Dr. Emily, Expert in Everything; and Bjorn, Lord of the Loopholes.
Agenda:
The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. Professor Theophilus began by presenting his latest paper on the Unresolved Enigma of the Missing Socks. Dr. Emily provided her expert analysis, while Bjorn, Lord of the Loopholes, pointed out the obvious.
After a heated discussion, the committee agreed to table Item 1 and move on to Item 2. The Unmitigated Disaster of the Coffee Machine was deemed a top priority, and a special task force was formed to investigate.
As the meeting drew to a close, the committee members were seen fleeing the scene with their heads in their hands, muttering something about 'Tardiscope' and 'Socks of Despair'.
Meeting 3: The Ephemeral Epiphany will be held next Thursday, same time, same place.