The Committee of Conundrums

Present: Professor P. P. Incompetent, Dr. J. J. Jester, Mrs. M. M. Muddle

Resolution 1: The committee has decided to abandon the use of Comic Sans in all official documents.

Resolution 2: The committee has voted to replace the coffee machine with a new, more efficient model.

Resolution 3: The committee has established a new rule that all meetings shall start exactly 30 minutes late.

Meeting 5: Theorem Brown 1

Adjourned at 15:00:00 due to the committee members' collective inability to think outside the box.