Chairperson's Rant of the Day:

Today's meeting will be a wild success, just like last week's.

Read last week's minutes to see the truth.

Important Committee Members:

minimalist version of the team

• The Unreliable Narrator
• The Scapegoat of the Month
• The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal in the Meeting

More about our esteemed colleagues

Action Items:

A never-ending list of things to do.

• Buy new stapler
• Clean the fridge
• Find the missing stapler (see item 1)

Investigate the stapler-napping