Resolution: To resolve the conundrum of the committee's existential crisis.
Whereas, the committee of conundrums had gathered in an attempt to find a solution to their collective existential dread;
The committee members, a diverse group of individuals with varying degrees of sanity, had been meeting for weeks, debating the meaning of life, and the meaning of their own lives.
That they all just take a long, collective sigh and pretend the problem went away.
And that they would all pretend to care about each other's feelings, but really, they'd just be secretly plotting the downfall of their colleagues.
1. The Chairperson shall make a grand, sweeping gesture with their arm, indicating the meeting is over, and that everyone may just leave.
2. The committee members shall all nod in unison, pretending to understand and agree, while secretly wondering what just happened.
3. The committee shall disband, only to reconvene the next day, with the same exact conundrum on their plate.