Present: Chairperson, Theoreme 1; Theoreme 2, Secretary; Theoreme 3, Theoreme 4
Agenda Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
The Chairperson opened the meeting at 10:00 AM with a bang, literally, due to the faulty stapler in the corner.
Theoreme 2 reported that she had seen Theoreme 1 sneaking out of the break room at precisely 08:00 AM with a suspicious-looking pastry box in hand.
The Committee engaged in heated debate, with Theoreme 3 shouting, 'It's a travesty! A travesty I say!'
Resolution: The Chairperson declared, 'Further investigation is required.'
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