Suspect 1: The Mysterious Janitor
The janitor has been seen lurking around the break room with an unsettling frequency. Their motives are unclear, but their love for powdered sugar is well-documented.
The janitor has been seen lurking around the break room with an unsettling frequency. Their motives are unclear, but their love for powdered sugar is well-documented.
The intern has been spotted with a suspiciously full inbox. Their love for donut-themed email attachments is a red flag.
Coworker has been seen whispering to themselves in the supply closet. Their cryptic messages about "the donut's dark past" are a cause for concern.
The CEO has been seen sipping on a mysterious beverage with a suspiciously frothy texture. Their motives are unclear, but their love for "productivity" meetings is well-documented.
Investigation Ongoing...