Experiment 5: The Infinite Loop of Socks

We've lost count, but we're pretty sure we've been stuck in an infinite loop of laundry for weeks.

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Experiment 6: The Futility of Toaster Physics

We've been trying to get the toaster to toast a piece of bread, but it's like trying to get a cat to take a selfie with a straight face.

Read Theoretical Treatise on Toaster Futility

Experiment 7: The Inevitability of Joke Tropes

We're trying to break the mold, but it's just not happening. Sigh.

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