Our Biographies Are as Boring as Our Meetings

Here's a list of our members' biographies because we're not actually doing any real work.

**John Smith** - John has been with us for 5 years and has a collection of 12 identical white dress shirts. Read John's bio

**Jane Doe** - Jane has been our resident "coffee lady" for 3 years and can recite the entirety of our company policies from memory. Read Jane's bio

**Bob Johnson** - Bob is our resident expert on "synergy" and has written 17 reports on the importance of "synergy" in a 2-pager document. Read Bob's bio

We're a team of 12 individuals who collectively have 2 functioning brain cells. Meet the rest of us: More Biographies

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