In a world where the most pressing issues are often sticky notes stuck in the most inopportune places, we find ourselves at a crossroads. The committee has been tasked with finding a solution to this sticky conundrum.
"A sticky note, you say? That's not a problem, that's a way of life." - Professor Punsley
But don't get too comfortable, folks prophets of Doom are already gathering on the horizon, ready to strike at a moments notice.
And if that's not enough, our research has shown that 9 out of 10 sticky notes will be lost forever, forever trapped in the depths of the wastebasket of despair.