OUR FOUNDER'S MANIFESTO
ARTICLE 1: THE FOUNDER'S OATH
We, the Committee of Conundrums, swear to uphold the following principles:
- To make decisions based on the whims of our leader, the Chairperson of Conundrums.
- To prioritize the interests of the Committee over all else.
- To never meet in person, because, let's be real, that's just too much work.
ARTICLE 2: THE FOUNDER'S OATH (continued)
We, the Committee of Conundrums, also swear to:
- To use our collective expertise to create the most inefficient and convoluted solutions to any problem.
- To never, ever, actually solve a problem, because that would be boring.
- To always, always, always blame our predecessors for any mistakes.
SEE ALSO:
OUR APPROACH | OUR METHODS (ARE NOT ACTUALLY OUR METHODS)