Section 5: The Infallible Solution
Article 5: The Unifying Force
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have come to realize that the key to world peace lies not in diversity, but in uniformity. Our solution is simple: we shall all wear identical, neon pink jumpsuits.
It's a bold move, we know, but think of the benefits: no more awkward fashion disasters, no more confusing cultural norms, and no more boring meetings.
Section 5, Sub-Section 1: The Jumpsuit Initiative
We propose a nationwide rollout of the jumpsuit initiative. Every citizen will be issued one free jumpsuit, and all shall be trained in the art of wearing it with finesse.