Chairman Barnacles - Expert at being stuck in meetings.
Professor Puzzlement - Renowned expert on solving the unsolvable.
Dr. Buzzkill - Specialist in making things harder than they need to be.
Baron Vacillator - Lord of the vacuum, sultan of the suck.
His Trusty Advisors - A team of advisors who trust Dr. Buzzkill's questionable judgment.
His Notable Quarrels - A list of his infamous disagreements with the other members.
Puzzling Projects - A collection of projects that are still unsolved.
Trusty Tales - Whispers and rumors about Dr. Buzzkill's advisors.
Vacuum Vents - His collection of rare and exotic vacuum cleaners.