Deputy of Dithering is the official ditherer and procrastinator of the Committee of Conundrums. He is responsible for coming up with creative excuses as to why nothing is happening, and for finding ways to make everyone else look busy while he watches cat videos.
Deputy of Dithering is a master of the art of doing nothing, and has a PhD in Procrastination and a black belt in Doing Nothing.
He is available for speaking engagements, but only if you're willing to wait for 3 hours for him to finish his coffee.
Learn more about Deputy of Dithering's extensive collection of hobbies
See photos of Deputy of Dithering's recent vacation to Christmas Island