Our Secretary of Sidetracks
Meet the person responsible for our most epic detours.
Meet Bertrand
Our Secretary of Sidetracks, Bertrand, has a proven track record of getting us lost in the most creative ways possible. His methods have been described as "brilliantly misguided" and "fascinatingly inept."
Some of our notable detours include:
- Sidetrack Chronicles - A series of essays detailing the history of our most epic detours.
- Sidetrack Strategies - A collection of documents explaining Bertrand's thought process.
- Sidetrack Rewards - A program designed to incentivize further exploration of our detours.