Mootness Level Three: A Committee of Unending Debate

Where every decision is a sloganeering exercise in futility, and the only thing we can agree on is that we can't agree on anything.

Chairperson of the Committee: Bureaucraticus Maximus

Members:

• Dr. Punsley, Expert in the Field of Procrastination
• Lady Whimsy, Specialist in Waffling
• Councillor Flibber, Master of the Art of Delaying

Meetings are held daily at precisely 9:00 AM, but only in spirit.

We're still trying to decide on what to have for lunch. Suggestions:

• More meetings
• More reports
• A 3-hour break for coffee

For more information on our deliberations, visit our Subcommittee of Subtleties.