Our motto is, in fact, a moot point. What doesn't it mean, exactly? We've lost our grip on that particular thread. Maybe you can help us find it?
What does 'it' mean is a miracle, apparently?
We're still trying to figure it out, but it's not just a mystery, it's an enigma.
We're a committee of experts in nothing in particular, but we're experts in making excuses for that. Our motto is a joke, our meetings are a chore, and our minutes are a myth.