Our motto: "Mootness is our motto, because everything is, in fact, moot."
We are a group of experts in the art of making things complicated. We specialize in creating abstruse arguments, confusing concepts, and perniciously obtuse solutions.
Our goal is to make the world a more confoundingly confusing place, one argument at a time.
Join us in our quest for the most abstruse argument of all time!