It has come to our attention that our esteemed Vice-Chair, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, is experiencing a crisis of confidence. His usually stalwart demeanor has given way to a sense of existential dread.
We're not sure what's causing it, but we're guessing it has something to do with the impending deadline for the annual Conundrums-in-the-Park festival. Maybe it's the thought of coordinating with the Conundrums-in-the-Park Committee? Or perhaps it's the looming specter of being forced to attend yet another meeting at the local park bench?
Either way, we're offering our deepest sympathies to Vice-Chair Bottomsworth and urging him to take a few deep breaths. We're sure he'll bounce back, just as he always does. After all, someone has to hold the fort while we're all out here trying to figure out how to fix the sink in the meeting room.
We'll be in contact soon to update you on the status of our Vice-Chair. In the meantime, if you have any suggestions on how to get him back on track, please let us know.
Vice-Chair Support Group