We're told they're visionaries, but we're pretty sure it's just a bunch of made-up stuff. Like, have you seen their expense reports?
Apparently, they're not getting enough prophetic stipend. We're talking about 4-figure sums. That's like, what, $4,000? Per year?
We've got a whole team of prophets, but we're struggling to pay the rent. It's like, who needs rent when you've got a bunch of guys in robes telling you the apocalypse is nigh?
That's why we're launching a Patreon for our prophets. Help us keep them in style and on the dole. Donate now and get a free "I'm a patron of the apocalypse" sticker!
Or, you know, you could just stop telling us what to do.
See our expenses and laugh at the absurdity of it all!