BE IT RESOLVED, by the Committee of Conundrums, that:
POINT 1.1: The optimal way to spend one's days is in a haze of confusion and uncertainty, punctuated by moments of fleeting clarity.
POINT 2: The only constant in life is change, unless you're a toaster, in which case the only constant is burning yourself with the oven.
POINT 3: The pursuit of happiness is a never-ending quest, often thwarted by the crushing weight of reality.
WHEREAS, our members have collectively lost countless hours to the Sisyphean task of finding their socks;
RESOLVED, that we shall henceforth endeavor to find our socks, and in doing so, find ourselves.
ADOPTED, this 1st day of February, 2023.