We're a committee of conundrums, hear us roar! We've taken the liberty to create some rules that you might find marginally inconvenient. Or not.
Rule 1: We'll make decisions, you can't always question them. Don't worry, it's not like we'll ever change our minds. Or do we?
Read Rule 2: We're watching you
Read Rule 3: You're probably not as important as you think
Want to appeal our rules? Don't bother. It's not like we'll ever listen.
Or, you know, maybe just give us your feedback and pretend like you have some agency.
Remember, our rules are like suggestions (or so we claim).