Our Secretary's Despair Forms

A Collection of Forms to Drive Your Secretary to the Brink of Madness

Welcome to Our Secretary's Despair Forms, where the lines between sanity and desperation are blurred. Here, you'll find a collection of forms designed to drive your secretary to the very edge of madness. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, do not ask us to fill these out.

We have forms for everything, from the mundane (Request for Coffee) to the absurd (Form 42-B: Request for Unnecessary Meeting)

Form 1-A: Request for Coffee

A simple form to request a cup of coffee. Because, clearly, you can't function without it.

Select your preferred level of coffee: Weak (but still caffeinated) Medium (just right) Strong (you'll need a firehose) Select your preferred sugar level: None (you'll take the bitter taste of disappointment) A little (a pinch, really) A bit more (okay, fine) Select your preferred creamer: No thank you (we're good) Half-and-half (the classic) All the way (you're a monster)