Meeting Date: 23-04-2023
Location: The Conference Room (aka The Pit of Despair)
Attendees: Chairperson Bob, Secretary Sue, Members John, Jane, and Guest of Honor: The Coffee Machine
Agenda:
1. Discuss and decide on the best way to spend the next 5 hours in this windowless room.
2. Debate the pros and cons of taking a 30-minute break for snacks.
Minutes:
Chairperson Bob: We should probably do something productive, but let's just take a break and grab some snacks.
Member John: I'm down with that, but only if we can eat at the vending machine.
Chairperson Bob: That's a great idea, John!
Secretary Sue: I'll just take notes while you all do that.
Member Jane: I'll just sit in the corner and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Guest of Honor The Coffee Machine: *beep boop* I'm not really sure what's going on here, but can someone please turn me off?
Next Meeting: To be determined.