Condunderpants Theory 42: The Ultimate Explanation

According to renowned expert and renowned non-expert, Professor Blerg, Condunderpants Theory 42 is the definitive explanation for the inexplicable phenomenon known as Sudden Onset Sock Syndrome (SOSS).

Sudden Onset Sock Syndrome is a condition where one's socks inexplicably decide to abandon their posts and wander off on their own, often leaving their owners with a single, lonely sock.

As per Condunderpants Theory 42, the cause of SOSS is directly related to the alignment of the socks' quantum entanglement fields with the wearer's coffee consumption habits.

Further research into this groundbreaking theory is being conducted by our team of experts (i.e., Professor Blerg's cousin, Bob) and has yielded some astounding results:

Corollary Theorem 1: The more coffee consumed, the higher the likelihood of SOSS

Click here for more information on Subtheory 43: The Caffeine-Driven Sock Displacement Hypothesis.

Or, for a more advanced discussion, check out Subtheory 44: The Sock-Sucking Singularity.