Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of patching up paradoxes is taken very seriously. Our team of expert patchworkers has been working tirelessly to stitch together a patchwork of protocols that will make your mind bend and warp in ways you never thought possible.
Our latest patchwork, Paradoxical Patchwork Protocols, is a collection of patches that will make you question everything you thought you knew. It's like trying to thread a needle with a handful of cats while blindfolded.
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Discover the Patches of Logic we use to hold it all together