Warning: Reading this page may cause temporal instability and/or spontaneous combustion.
You are currently experiencing the Chrono-Dissonance, a phenomenon where the fabric of time is torn asunder by the presence of multiple, conflicting timelines.
Our research team has discovered that the key to resolving this paradox lies in the Quantum Fluctuations subpage, where we delve into the mysteries of subatomic particle manipulation.
However, be warned that the Relativity Revisited subpage may cause your brain to hurt, as we challenge the very fabric of space-time itself.
Proceed with caution, traveler from the timestream!