4-999: The Margin is Not So Bright

Welcome to the 4-999th iteration of the Committee of Conundrums' Paradoxes of the Plain English series, where we delve into the depths of what happens when the margin is not so bright. Our experts will guide you through the intricacies of why the margin is not so bright, and how to make it so.

We've taken the liberty to redefine the concept of brightness for you, and we're not sorry. Our research indicates that the margin is not so bright due to an unexpected convergence of quantum entanglement, temporal displacement, and a pinch of chaos theory.

But wait, there's more! Our team of conundrum-solvers will present a series of absurd, yet intriguing solutions to the paradox, including:

• The Marginal Illumination Method
• The Brightness Displacement Theory
• The Quantum Conundrum Generator

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