Paradoxes of the Plain English Committee

Subcommittee 6-000: The Margin in Abyss

Meet the paradox that defies explanation, yet somehow still explains everything.

What happens when the margin of a paragraph is in an abyss? Does it exist, or does it not exist?

Join us as we explore the infinite possibilities of nothingness.

Footnote 1: The margin is not, in fact, an abyss. It's just really, really small.

Footnote 2: We're not sure what the margin is or isn't. Maybe it's a magic trick?