A most curious case, indeed.
By some stroke of genius, we have cracked the code to this paradoxical puzzle. It's quite simple, really:
The barber in question has simply declared that he shaves only those who do not shave themselves. Problem solved!
Case closed!
But wait, it gets even better!
Our team of expert logicians have discovered a deeper layer to this paradox, one that reveals the fundamental nature of self-reference and the dangers of self-grooming.
Stay tuned for more thrilling updates from the Committee of Conundrums Paradoxes of the Plain English!
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