Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the absurd is the norm. The Sorites Paradox is a delightful conundrum where you can say 'The word 'the' is not a word' as many times as you'd like, but it still counts as a word. It's like the linguistic equivalent of a never-ending staircase.
Go deeper into the Barber Paradox Explore the Curry Paradox, where you can say 'the' all you want, but only if you're talking about Curry Visit the Brain in a Vat, where you can ponder the meaning of 'the' while floating in a vat of oil