Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, Secretary, and the Entire Committee of Conundrums (minus one, who overslept).
Agenda Item 1: The Inefficiency Initiative
Chairperson: "So, let's get started on this meeting. Who's got the report on the efficiency of our inefficiency initiative?"
Vice-Chairperson: "Ah, that would be me. (pauses to check phone) Oh, wait, is this the right meeting? I could swear it's on Thursday...?"
Secretary: *rolls eyes* "No, it's Wednesday. Focus, please."
Agenda Item 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape
Committee Member 1: "I brought donuts."
Committee Member 2: "I brought more donuts."
Chairperson: "Well, let's table this item for now. We have more pressing matters, like who ate the last of the donuts."
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Meeting 3 - The Miscommunication Strategy
That's a wrap for today. Carry on, committee!