For all your existential crises and philosophical conundrums. Leave a voicemail, we'll get to it eventually.
Or, if you're feeling particularly puzzled, try our automated answerphone system: Press 1 for 'What is the meaning of life?' Press 2 for 'Is this a dream?' Press 3 for 'Help.'
Dial 9 for our secret menu of absurdly-priced services.
Warning: Our phone lines are open from 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM, Monday through Friday. Outside of these hours, you'll be routed to our automated hold system, where you'll be treated to an endless loop of elevator music and the soothing sounds of a dripping faucet.
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