We are currently debating the merits of using Schrödinger's Cat Paradox as a model for our committee's decision-making process.
We recently voted to rename our office coffee machine to 'Einstein' after the great physicist's alleged fondness for it.
We also decided to hold our next meeting in a quantum realm to discuss the implications of quantum superposition on our committee's productivity.
We have also established a Quantum Entanglement Registry to keep track of our members' increasingly complex relationships.
We still need to discuss the finer points of Many-Worlds Interpretation and its implications on our committee's workflow.
Our next meeting will be held at the Local Black Hole in 3 dimensions.
Refreshments will be provided, but only if you bring your own refreshments.
Contact us if you have any further questions or concerns.