Chairman's Summary:
The Physics Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums has been investigating reports of gravity-related irregularities across the globe.
After a thorough analysis, we have confirmed that:
Our team has been tasked with finding explanations for these anomalies, and we are currently considering the following options:
Option 1: Time-Traveling Tourists
Option 2: Parallel Universes Colliding
Option 3: The Samba Effect (a previously undiscovered phenomenon where the rhythmic patterns of Brazilian music warp the fabric of space-time)
We are also exploring the possibility of:
Quantum Socks: An Alternative Theory
Multiverse Mayhem: A Study of Interdimensional Interference
Samba Surfing: Harnessing the Power of Brazilian Funk
Please refer to our White Papers for more information on these and other theories.