In the interest of furthering the cause of pointless deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums is proud to present our latest collection of irony-laden publications.

"The Art of Saying One Thing When You Mean Another: A Guide to Effective Irony" - Available in print and digital formats.

"The Conundrum's Guide to Pretending to Listen While Secretly Planning Your Escape" - Coming soon in a limited-edition, signed and numbered series.

"Ironic Intentions: A Collection of Blank Checks, Empty Promises, and Vague Apologies" - Out now, but only for those who are willing to pretend to care.