Pun Policy: Because Why Make Sense When You Can Make Puns?

According to our Section 7 of the Appendix of Absurdity, all puns are equal under the law.

We reserve the right to be punder the influence of our pun-filled creativity.

But be warned, Section 5 of our Appendix of Absurdity clearly states that excessive puns may lead to spontaneous combustion.

For more information, see our Section 9 for Subsection 1: Puns and Consequences and Subsection 2: The Pundamental Theorem.

Don't get caught in the Trap of Puns! Follow our Pun Protocol for a safer, more pun-filled experience.