Quantum Contradictions Page

Here, we attempt to resolve the unresolvable. Where other committees cower at the absurdity of it all, we face the void with bolder, more colorful language.

We've got a real conundrum on our hands: if Schrödinger's cat is simultaneously dead and alive, does that mean the box he's in is both open and closed?

We're not sure, but we're working on it.

Sub-Page 1: The Double-Edged Coin

Where the coin is both heads AND tails, but only when no one's looking.

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Sub-Page 2: The Time-Travel Paradox The Committee of Conundrums - Quantum Contradictions Page

Quantum Contradictions Page

Here, we attempt to resolve the unresolvable. Where other committees cower at the absurdity of it all, we face the void with bolder, more colorful language.

We've got a real conundrum on our hands: if Schrödinger's cat is simultaneously dead and alive, does that mean the box he's in is both open and closed?

We're not sure, but we're working on it.

Sub-Page 1: The Double-Edged Coin

Where the coin is both heads AND tails, but only when no one's looking.

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Sub-Page 2: The Time-Travel Paradox

We've been trying to get to the 80s and 90s, but our time machine is still in beta.

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Sub-Sub-Page 1: The Grandfather Paradox

We've got a conundrum: if we go back in time and kill our grandfather, then we wouldn't exist to kill him. But if we don't exist, why did we go back in time?

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